SAMPLE — Audition monologue

(A kitchen, late. She is talking to someone who has already left.)

You said you’d call when you landed. I know planes are slow. I know phones die. I know all the reasonable things, and I have said every one of them out loud to this kettle.

The address is still on the fridge where you left it: https://example.com/a-very-long-link-that-must-wrap-on-a-small-phone-screen-without-pushing-the-page-sideways-at-all

So. I’ll wait. I’m good at waiting. Ask anyone.